On The Lighter Side – 2011

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Have a laugh today with these funny jokes.

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem. They give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper. He calls it a song. They give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago.
They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did.
They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, “They’ll be ready on Wednesday.”

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