On the Lighter Side – 2010
Need a pick-me-up? These funny jokes are sure to make you laugh.
The patient who came to my radiology office for abdominal X-rays was already heavily sedated, but I still had to ask her a lot of questions.
The last one was, “Ma’am, where is your pain right now?”
Through her medicated fog she answered, “He’s at work!”
of Rocky Mount
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, pastor.”
The pastor then questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
Late one night in the capitol, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
The mugger shouted, “Give me your money!”
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this — I’m a U.S. Congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the robber, “give me my money!”